Is there anything more

creepy then CLOWNS?!?!

Let us not forget the lesson that we can learn from this, Arthur, that man was not meant to tamper with the four basic food groups.

A quote I follow quite strenuously. I believe that

(The Tick)

If I could meet anyone (besides Stan "THE MAN" Lee), it would be Bart Simpson. I've always had a fascination with how the little bugger can raise such hell, be strangled at least once every ten minutes, and have a serial killer after him and STILL BE ALIVE 

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SOME MORE STUFF!

MY FAVORITE TV SHOW: FAMILY GUY! (actually, that is my only option, because i don't have cable.

MY FAVORITE BOOK SERIES; THE PENDRAGON ADVENTURES

.THE GREATEST BOOK OF ALL TIME: THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!

If you want to find out more about me, or just say "hi," you can E-mail me at biguglymatt@yahoo.com